Tagalong… In Prison

CEO of Girl Scouts imprisoned for adding addictive substances into the cookies.

     We all know about the delicious cookies that we get once a year. I hate to tell everyone, but eating these pieces of culinary art may come with high risk.
     This is not a drill. I have a very close friend who has been affected by these cookies and they have changed her everyday life. Her name is Chloe York and she has been kind enough to share her story with us.
The first thing she told me was, “One day, I decided to support my little cousin and buy a box of girl scout cookies. Five minutes later, they were all gone. I had eaten every single cookie. I knew that I needed more. One week, I ate five boxes of thin mints and ten boxes of caramel delights. I knew that I had a problem.”
     Chloe was not the only person who was affected. There have been many reported cases all over the country. A female in Ohio told us that she was required to go to rehab after eating these cookies because she could not stop eating them. Her friends and family became concerned with her health and decided that going to rehab was the best thing for her. She is now ten days sober of cookies, and her quality of life has greatly improved.
     The person who is behind this evilness was finally brought to justice. CEO Felicia Joe was taken to prison on Feb. 28, 2023, for all the trouble she has caused to the cookie lovers of the USA. She stated that nothing had happened to the cookies, but everybody knows they are too good to be true.
     There is no exact pinpoint on what substance is added to the cookies that cause this horrible addiction. However, scientists are working their hardest to figure out what is causing these cookies to be so addicting that it is impossible to stop eating them.
     But, one thing we do know is that the cookies that have been shown to be the most addicting are Thin Mints, Peanut Butter Patties, and Caramel deLites. Studies have shown that whenever you eat these cookies, it is impossible to eat less than two boxes. So for now, it is best to not eat any at all.
     For some people, including myself, this is very tough news to swallow. Girl Scout cookies are incredibly popular and delicious snacks, but are there worth risking your quality of life? Today is the day we stand up against the evil cookies and say no! Or just have one 😉

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