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SaddleCrack School District switching to AI Teachers

Aubrey Bertino -
The 21st century is starting to look more and more like a science fiction film everyday, and our school is no exception to these...
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Titanic II: The Best Movie To Come Out of the Twenty-First Century

Sophie Mclean -
     Moving. Attention-Grasping. Astonishing. These words alone show the magnificence of  the revolutionary Titanic mockbuster Titanic II, where the stakes are raised to the extreme...
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OUR LAST ISSUE

MVHS Staff -
     Today, April 2nd, marks an inconsolable day for Mission Viejo High School; our stronghold of a newspaper, The Diablo Dispatch, a publication that’s existed...
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April Fools! A Pablo Story

Sarah Green -
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Mr. Zides Mistaken for Chinese Spy Balloon

MVHS Staff -
     Mission Viejo High School’s very own assistant principal, Michael Zides, was shot down last weekend after being mistaken as a spy balloon. Yes, everybody's...
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Dinosaur Fossil Find Shuts Down MVHS Campus

Tanya Cramer -
Mission Viejo High School will be closing for a year due to the recently discovered dinosaur bones at the farm. ...
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Ground breaks on the ‘Diablo Dome’ in June

MVHS Staff -
     At a recent County board meeting the mayors of each OC city had a vote to build Under Armour’s ‘Diablo Dome,’ a football/soccer dome...
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Mission unveils new cafeteria in collaboration with Starbucks

Violet Clark -
          Our very own Mission Viejo High School is finally opening up an indoor cafeteria! And, even better, the cafeteria will be sponsored by Starbucks.       The...

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