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SaddleCrack School District switching to AI Teachers

The 21st century is starting to look more and more like a science fiction film everyday, and our school is no exception to these...

Titanic II: The Best Movie To Come Out of the Twenty-First Century

     Moving. Attention-Grasping. Astonishing. These words alone show the magnificence of  the revolutionary Titanic mockbuster Titanic II, where the stakes are raised to the extreme...

OUR LAST ISSUE

     Today, April 2nd, marks an inconsolable day for Mission Viejo High School; our stronghold of a newspaper, The Diablo Dispatch, a publication that’s existed...

Mr. Zides Mistaken for Chinese Spy Balloon

     Mission Viejo High School’s very own assistant principal, Michael Zides, was shot down last weekend after being mistaken as a spy balloon. Yes, everybody's...

Dinosaur Fossil Find Shuts Down MVHS Campus

Mission Viejo High School will be closing for a year due to the recently discovered dinosaur bones at the farm. ...

Ground breaks on the ‘Diablo Dome’ in June

     At a recent County board meeting the mayors of each OC city had a vote to build Under Armour’s ‘Diablo Dome,’ a football/soccer dome...

Mission unveils new cafeteria in collaboration with Starbucks

          Our very own Mission Viejo High School is finally opening up an indoor cafeteria! And, even better, the cafeteria will be sponsored by Starbucks.       The...