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Too Cool for School: Mr. Mao to leave MVHS to become stunt double for “The Rock”

Jim Marsoobian -
     Have you ever noticed how Mr. Meeuwsen eerily resembles Bill Murray? Or how Mr. Tickler and Ty Burell could be twins? Or, most accurately,...
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Mission is banning phone usage permanently!

MVHS Staff -
Next month, Mission Viejo High School will implement signal jammers across the school.      There have been a number of issues regarding technology in our school;...
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The Ultimate Crossover

MVHS Staff -
 To all of the fantasy fanatics, Walt Disney Studios and Warner Bros. Pictures have decided to make the perfect crossover movie. Between the franchises...
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Tagalong… In Prison

MVHS Staff -
     We all know about the delicious cookies that we get once a year. I hate to tell everyone, but eating these pieces...
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SaddleCrack School District switching to AI Teachers

Aubrey Bertino -
The 21st century is starting to look more and more like a science fiction film everyday, and our school is no exception to these...
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Mr. Fukuda: A Science Teacher With Secrets in His Coffin?

MVHS Staff -
 A group of bats has been spotted not one, but multiple times, circling around Fukuda’s door when dusk hits. For many years, the suspicions...
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This Year’s Prom Revealed to be Held At Family Restaurant Chuck E Cheese

Sophie Mclean -
      It has been revealed that prom will be held at Chuck E Cheese, a place fun for the whole family and...
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Titanic II: The Best Movie To Come Out of the Twenty-First Century

Sophie Mclean -
     Moving. Attention-Grasping. Astonishing. These words alone show the magnificence of  the revolutionary Titanic mockbuster Titanic II, where the stakes are raised to the extreme...
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