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SaddleCrack School District switching to AI Teachers

Aubrey Bertino -
The 21st century is starting to look more and more like a science fiction film everyday, and our school is no exception to these...
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Mr. Fukuda: A Science Teacher With Secrets in His Coffin?

MVHS Staff -
 A group of bats has been spotted not one, but multiple times, circling around Fukuda’s door when dusk hits. For many years, the suspicions...
Satire

This Year’s Prom Revealed to be Held At Family Restaurant Chuck E Cheese

Sophie Mclean -
      It has been revealed that prom will be held at Chuck E Cheese, a place fun for the whole family and...
Satire

Titanic II: The Best Movie To Come Out of the Twenty-First Century

Sophie Mclean -
     Moving. Attention-Grasping. Astonishing. These words alone show the magnificence of  the revolutionary Titanic mockbuster Titanic II, where the stakes are raised to the extreme...
Satire

OUR LAST ISSUE

MVHS Staff -
     Today, April 2nd, marks an inconsolable day for Mission Viejo High School; our stronghold of a newspaper, The Diablo Dispatch, a publication that’s existed...
Satire

April Fools! A Pablo Story

Sarah Green -
Satire

Mr. Zides Mistaken for Chinese Spy Balloon

MVHS Staff -
     Mission Viejo High School’s very own assistant principal, Michael Zides, was shot down last weekend after being mistaken as a spy balloon. Yes, everybody's...
Satire

Dinosaur Fossil Find Shuts Down MVHS Campus

MVHS Staff -
Mission Viejo High School will be closing for a year due to the recently discovered dinosaur bones at the farm. ...
Opinion

English is Not Red

MVHS Staff -
  To everyone who says that English is the color red… you are wrong. How can English possibly be red when it is clearly green?...
Opinion

Circle Waffle Supremacy

MVHS Staff -
    Running late to school?... grab a waffle. To make an Eggo waffle all you need is a microwave or a toaster. The Eggo is...
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Art in Action: How Laguna Beach’s Pageant of the Masters Brings Art to Life

     At the intersection of Market, Bush and Battery streets in San Francisco stands Douglas Tilden’s “Mechanics Monument,” a bronze statue composed of...

Campus is Abuzz for Club Rush

       Club rush was a success at Mission Viejo High School on September 24th. Not only was there high attendance at the event,...

Girls Volleyball:Each Set for Success

     With Coach Jade, the Junior Varsity coach, the girls volleyball season has been a journey of finding their strengths and helping them...

Celebrity News: September’s Hot Mess!

Cardi B, the famous rapper, was being sued for alleged assault by a security guard named Emani Ellis back in 2018. Emani claimed Cardi...

Fans Don’t Play About the VMA’s

     The 2025 VMAS took place on September 7th at the UBS Arena in Elmont, New York. LL Cool J took the stage as this...

Who are the Real Monsters?

 Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story, is Ryan Murphy's newest Netflix release. This season is the second of his previous work, Monsters: The...

As Concert Ticket Prices Increase, Frustration Does Too

Concert ticket prices have gone through the roof in the past few years. This isn't just inflation's fault, but the ticketing websites, show companies,...

Living in the Present: A Thing of the Past

       I’m a senior. It’s an odd thing for me to say, an even stranger reality to live. And every other senior I’ve talked to...

Take a Stand against Beauty Standards

Plastic surgery. When’s the last time you saw a celebrity without it? Hard to recall, right? That’s because despite all the abundant health risks...
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