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Best Places to Visit Over Winter Break

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By Gigi Hernandez

Whether you are on a budget looking for a getaway or are ready to spend what you’ve got, here are a couple of the best places to visit over Winter break.

    There’s no doubt that December is the season for your family to come together and bond in front of the crackling fireplace in your cozy home.

    However many families love to explore new locations over winter break now that their kids are out of school.

    The small city of Big Bear is the place to go for the winter! Snow Summit Ski Resort is an affordable and memorable place to hang out with your family.

    To buy a ticket entrance for the whole day a child from age 5-12 pays approximately $28-$32, a teen ages 13-17 pay $58-$65, and an adult pays around $71-$79.

    The prices do vary depending on the amount of time you want to spend at the resort, there is always a half day pass that you could purchase!

    For the ski/snowboard terrain, you could either bring your own or rent them out at the park!

    A childs one day ski/snowboard standard rental comes out to $32, an adults standard ski/snowboard rental comes out to $41.

    But wait there’s a catch! For beginner rental the price reduces. I recommend ordering the tickets online because there’s a 20% discount, and check up on their specials.

    For others who are laid back and enjoy walking around, Big Bear Alpine Zoo is an ethical rehabilitation sanctuary for wildlife that  have been injured, orphaned, or imprinted.

    You can expect to see black bears, grizzly bears, foxes, wolves, owls, and other little critters.

    They’re open daily from 10am to 4pm and the last entry is at 3:30. Children 2 and under get in for free, children ages 3-10 pay $9, adults ages 11 and up pay $12, and seniors 60+ pay $9.

    Agrat learning environment for kids

 At Lake Tahoe Action water sports is full of family fun! although the water is quite chilly during the winter, there is still tons of activities to do while not getting too wet.

    Parasailing is one of them! Enjoy the beautiful view of Taho while being hundreds of feet off the ground.

    For a 500’ flight that would come out to $75, and a 1000’ flight would cost $95, not too bad for a beautiful experience.

    After a day of activities it’s lovely to camp on the lake grounds, drinking hot cocoa, and roasting marshmallows!

   But who can’t forget to visit Disneyland and California Adventure over winter break! During the holidays Disney gets a makeover.

    At the end of main street stands a 60 foot tall christmas tree lit up by thousands of little lights, their famous haunted mansion also takes a spin.

    As we know, the attraction is based on the film The Night Before Christmas, which make the decoration replacements blend in perfectly.

    The Christmas Fantasy parade, night magic, fireworks, and much more are a couple of memorable sights.  

     Overall these are a couple of the best places to visit over winter, make sure to enjoy your family moments and definitely the break off school!

The Real Vine 2?

Credits to Tik Tok

By Kaycie Adams

Introducing TikTok, the app that is quickly gaining a reputation unlike any other.

    Have you heard of TikTok? If not, it is quite possible you truly live under a rock.

    If you have watched any video on Youtube in the past couple of months, the ads of random 15 second videos that interrupt every few minutes or so are TikToks. They are a unique kind of video, that lets you create your own audio, or lip-sync to someone else’s.

    TikTok has 500 million global users and is rapidly gaining more. It originated from musical.ly, an app that had practically the same function.

    Musical.ly shut down in August 2018, and was immediately bought by TikTok. Now, it brings in all types of people, both young and old, to create content and its own genre of meme culture.

    People have a wide variety of opinions on TikTok. Many feel that it is annoying, lowbrow humor. One junior, Nicole Burns, believes that TikTok is “I think TikTok is trying to be the new Vine, but it is trying too hard. Vine was only 28 percent weirdo, and Tiktok is, like, 78 percent weirdo.”

    However, there is a large amount of people disagree with this sentiment, and are embracing TikTok as the new Vine! Since January 17th, 2017, when Vine officially ended, there hasn’t been a video platform similar to the type of content created on Vine.

    Vine created a specific type of humor, that TikTok’s are imitating, whether intentionally or unintentionally. TikTok meme accounts are popping up all over the internet, with Instagram being its main home of reaction content.

    For seniors in high school today, the peak of Vine was during our 7th and 8th grade years. For underclassmen, this stretches all the way back to the 4th grade.

    Today, TikTok holds this same value as Vine did for us. More and more young children are in reach of technology, and with TikTok gaining popularity rapidly, it makes sense why the app is gaining traction as the Vine of today’s youth.

    Senior Daryan Ghaemi explains it excellently. “Vine is well known by many, and as our generation looks back at our childhood and see Vine, today’s youth will look back and see TikTok. It’s all relative to the person.”

    It is also incredibly easy to gain fame on TikTok. The main way to watch content on TikTok is through the for you page that appears when you open the app.

    Simply putting a few hashtags, including the hashtag #foryou, allows your content to gain fame and views. With fame being this easy, it is no doubt that a generation raised on Youtubers and daily vlogs, Kardashians and breaking the internet, and get rich quick schemes, it’s easy to think that instant fame brings young people to an app like TikTok.

    One senior, Kevin Perry, hit it big on TikTok and is claiming his rise to fame. He joined TikTok, claiming, “I watched a video with my friend Ethan about getting TikTok famous in one day, and we decided to try.”

    At the time of this publication, he has 27.1k fans, and 357.2k hearts and he is growing everyday. With a rapidly growing collection of fans, Kevin is quickly growing to be a large influencer on TikTok.

    If Kevin agrees, you should too: TikTok is the new Vine.  

Was 2018 Hit or Miss?

Photo credits to WorkLogic

By Farrah Morris

2018 has been such a crazy year it feels more like it’s been 5 years. Here’s a breakdown of major events that happened this year.

    It is undeniable that 2018 has been an extremely intense and eventful year. So many things have happened it is almost hard to believe that they have occurred in just one year.

    From tide pod eating to wildfires blazing across California to Tik Tok, there is a lot to cover.

    So, let’s break down this year so far, with major events locally, nationally, and globally.

    In January, the year starts off in America with a government shutdown that lasts two days, from January 20th to the 22nd. This is due to the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) and whether it should be abolished or kept in place.

    It is still in place for those who need or want a renewal, but the United States Citizenship and Immigration Services is currently not accepting new requests.

    This is also when Logan Paul, a popular YouTuber, faces a whirlwind of controversy following his filming of a dead body in the infamous suicide forest in Japan.

    The hit Marvel movie, Black Panther, is released on January 29th to critical acclaim, grossing $1.3 billion worldwide. This is also when Chadwick Boseman regrets ever saying, “Wakanda forever!”

    In February the Winter Olympics were held in Pyeongchang, South Korea. It was groundbreaking for North Korea participating and even entering with South Korea as one during opening ceremonies, showing unity.

    Amid this, on February 14th at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Florida 17 people were killed and 17 more injured in the Parkland shooting.

    In March, in an astounding event, President Donald Trump was invited by North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un to meet in May to discuss denuclearization of North Korea, the first American president to ever meet with a North Korean leader.

    This is also when the movement “March For Our Lives” began in hundreds of cities in response to the growing gun violence and mass shootings in America in order to encourage stronger gun control laws.

    On April 27th leader Kim Jong-Un met with the South Korean president Moon Jae-In, meeting in the Demilitarized Zone for the first time since its creation in 1953.

    In May, President Donald Trump withdrew from the Iranian Nuclear Agreement.

    Then, a series of mini earthquakes hit the main island Hawai’i, causing the Kīlauea to erupt as fissures appeared. Lava poured from the volcano and fissures  as lava fountains occurred, destroying 13.7 square miles of land and hundreds of houses.

    This was also the start of when children were taken from their parents at Mexican-US borders, often being placed in detention camps as many parents were deported back to their home country.

    Throughout California, Greece, Sweden, Norway, and Germany, summer was a dangerous time due to the intense heat and droughts.

    Following a ruling in 2017, June 24th was the first date in which women in Saudi Arabia were allowed to drive.

    July 5th was when the North American heat wave took place. Following that on July 6th, the US tariffs on $34 billion of Chinese goods went into effect, in which China officially declared a tariff war and placed down retaliatory tariffs.

    The Holy Fire also broke out on August 6th, burning over 22,000 acres and destroying many cabins in Trabuco Canyon. While this is just one of many fires that broke out in California over the summer this one was local, having been visible all over Orange County.

    September brings huge change as India decriminalizes gay intercourse on the 6th, allowing thousands to celebrate across India.

    This is also when a new app, called Tik Tok, inexplicably became extremely popular as people also mocked those who used it. The now infamous “Johny Johny Yes Papa” video from Billion Surprise Toys also gained popularity, being used in many parody and meme videos.

    In October, Jamal Khashoggi, a journalist for The Washington Post, is murdered inside the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, supposedly for his views criticizing the Middle Eastern governments, sparking a diplomatic crisis.

    This is also when the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Control released a report, warning global leaders to keep global warming below 1.5° C or face irreversible damage to the environment.

    In November a mass shooting in a bar in Thousand Oaks occurred, leaving 13 dead as a survivor of the Las Vegas shooting also survived this event.

   On November 8th the Camp Fire in Butte County, California began, marking the deadliest and most destructive wildfire in California history, resulting in at least 83 deaths and destroying over 18,000 buildings.

    Very soon after the Woolsey fire also began, starting in Simi Valley and spreading all the way over to Malibu, destroying many houses, including that of Caitlyn Jenner.

    However, the midterm elections also occurred in which Democrats won the House of Representatives while Republicans still control the Senate.

   Although this does not cover every event throughout 2018 and there is still a few weeks before 2019 comes with a new set of problems, this is the general overview of 2018!

    Hopefully 2019 will be a bit more calm, but for now let’s just pray for calm holidays.

Maybe It’s Just Cold Outside

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By Danielle Babineau

The classic holiday anthem “Baby It’s Cold Outside” has been added to the naughty list, as critics claim the lyrics implicate date rape and consensual issues.

    After various #MeToo activists voiced the social repercussions of the acclaimed inappropriate song, radio stations across the United States have been left to debate whether this seemingly timeless song could truly withstand the test of time.

    The first of many decisions was made when the Cleveland Radio station WDOK announced that it would no longer play the song, inspiring many other radio stations to follow suit.

    The voice to ban the beloved holiday song was heard, but the voice of opposition could be heard even louder. Millions of listeners across the nation feel as though this iconic song, sung by various musical legends over the years, is part of musical history and should not be banned solely based on an opinionated interpretation.

     It is understandable that in a society surrounded by the issues of rape and consent, an interpretation like this could be derived from the seemingly misleading lyrics. With lyrics like “I’ll put some records on while I pour” and “Mind if move in closer?” it has been suggested that the man is getting the woman drunk to take advantage of her.

    Although the lyrics may sound inappropriate to modern ears, the song originated as a sweet duet between songwriter Frank Loesser and his wife. His son, John Loesser, told Vanity Fair that his father would be “mortified” by its newfound association with sexual assault.

   The world today has become so aware of societal issues surrounding genders, races, and sexuality that even items from a different generation have transformed into the modern notion of misconduct.

     It is important to consider historical context before banning something created many years ago for simple enjoyment and holiday cheer. Turning a song created out of love into something depicted as hate truly gives today’s generation a bad name.

    Another factor adding to this negative view of today’s generation, is seen in the large amount of current music that refer to women in an offensive and sexualizing manner. This negative characterization acts as a more direct contribution to the current issue of rape in society than a 1944 Christmas song. Why can these negative things be said without consequence, but a traditional song faces the potential end of its time on radio?

    As people across the nation debate what the future of this song will be, it has been found that listeners overwhelmingly wish to bring the song back on air in numerous radio stations. In an online poll for 96.5 KOIT, producers asked “Should 96.5 KOIT place ‘Baby it’s cold outside’ back in rotation?” with 93% voting “I want it back” and only 7% voting “No, It offends me.”

    Although “Baby It’s Cold Outside” is just a song in a world of much greater issues, this argument of political correctness represents society’s constant attention to the negative, even in things created for good. The reality is that the nation’s traditions that bring people together are being lost solely for political correctness.

    What will be next? Is Frosty the Snowman fat shaming? Does Rudolph the Reindeer promote bullying?

Holiday Recipes

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By Ethan Haque

The festive month of December is a time of year where the taste of the season is implemented into the food giving it a warm and familiar flavor that is reminiscent of the holidays.

The holiday season is considered to be one of the happiest times of the year. The food that we make is no exception to this rule with strong and developed flavors that will rock your taste buds.

Some of the most seasonal ingredients include but are not limited to peppermint, cinnamon, cranberries, pumpkin, and nutmeg.

The fall and winter season are able to use these flavors in some traditional dishes such as pumpkin pie, eggnog, and beef wellington made from scratch. There is fun in cooking your own delicious morsels. They are able to bring a smile to anyone who has the delight of consuming one as long as you do not stray too far from the recipes provided. They should turn decent upon your first time baking theme.

The first recipe is going to be pumpkin pie. The ingredients that will be needed to produce this delight are as follows one (15oz) can of pumpkin, one(14oz) can of Eagle Brand Sweetened condensed milk, 2 large eggs, 1 teaspoon of ground cinnamon,1⁄2 teaspoon of ground ginger, 1⁄2 teaspoon of nutmeg, 1⁄2 teaspoon of salt, and 1(9in) unbaked pie crust.

Take all the ingredients and whisk them together all at once and then whisk until stiff peaks form or a fluffy consistency is achieved. Pour the batter into the pie crust and bake at 425 degrees Fahrenheit for 15 minutes. Then reduce to 350 degrees Fahrenheit and continue to cook for about 35 to 45 minutes. Serve with any toppings that you find to be of interest. you’ve made a delicious pumpkin pie that was not to difficult to put together.

Now to wash down that delish pie, some festive eggnog. Eggnog does contain raw eggs but is slightly heated to kill off any salmonella within the drink. This recipe will make about eight to ten glasses of eggnog. You will need 6 large eggs, 2 egg yolks, 1⁄2 cup of sugar (add more if wanted), 1⁄4 teaspoon of salt, 4 cups of whole milk, 1 tablespoon vanilla extract, 1⁄2 teaspoon of grated nutmeg, and 1⁄4 cup of heavy cream. Finally, garnish with a little extra nutmeg to enhance the overall flavor.

Combine the eggs, egg yolks, sugar, and salt in a heavy 3-or 4-quart pan, whisking until well-combined. Continuously add in the milk while stirring. Continue to whisk until the milk is fully incorporated. Turn on the stove to the lowest possible setting. Place the pan with the mixture onto the burner and continuously whisk the mixture. It should thicken enough to coat the back of a spoon over 45 to 60 minutes for this to occur.

Strain the mixture to remove any unwanted impurities. Add the vanilla extract and the nutmeg into the mixture and stir in thoroughly. Place in a glass pitcher or decanter to chill in the fridge for a minimum of 4 hours before serving.

When ready to serve the drink pour the heavy cream into a large bowl and whisk vigorously until achieving soft peaks. Then fold the custard mixture with the whipped cream.

Now, you’re ready to serve in a chilled glass that is garnished with extra nutmeg after pouring the drink into the cold glass.

If you don’t like sweets so much and are craving a delicious feast then beef wellington will be the perfect dish to cook. Its essential a piece of meat that is wrapped in multiple layers ending with puff pastry to top it off.

This recipe will feed about four people and is extremely decadent. You will need an 800g piece of beef filet of even thickness(from the center cut; think the shape of a log), 2tbsp of olive oil, English mustard, sea salt, freshly ground black pepper, 700g of chestnut mushrooms, a handful of cooked chestnuts( about 10 to 12), 1 garlic clove peeled and chopped, 2 thyme sprigs(leaves only), 8 slices of Parma ham, 500g of ready-made puff pastry, and 2 egg yolks lightly beaten with 1 tbsp of water.

To start season your meat thoroughly with salt and pepper to your liking. Heat the olive oil in a large frying pan over a high heat, add the fillet and quickly sear the outside all over for about 5 minutes until evenly browned, turning as necessary. Transfer to a plate and while still hot, brush all over with mustard. Set aside to rest.

Now we move onto making our duxelles, put the mushrooms, chestnuts, and garlic in a food processor with a little salt and pepper and blend to a fine paste, stopping to scrape down the sides a few times. Heat a dry large frying pan. Scrape the mushroom paste into the pan and add the thyme leaves. Cook over a high heat, stirring occasionally, to drive off the moisture and intensify the flavor. The duxelles must be sufficiently dry otherwise it will make the pastry soggy; the mixture should adhere easily. Spread out on a tray to cool for a few minutes.

Place a large piece of cling film on a clean surface. Lay the Parma ham slices on top, overlapping them slightly, to form a rough rectangle large enough to envelop the beef fillet, making sure there are no gaps. Season the ham with a few twists of pepper but no salt because it has naturally high salt content, with a palette knife, spread the duxelles on top, leaving a 2.5cm margin along the edges. Lay the beef fillet along the middle of the mushroom duxelle. Keeping a tight hold of the cling film from the outside edges, neatly roll the Parma ham and duxelles over the beef into a tight barrel shape. Twist the ends of the cling film to secure. Refrigerate for 15 minutes to firm up.

Roll out the pastry on a lightly floured surface to a large rectangle, brush with some of the egg wash. Unwrap the beef from the cling film and place it in the middle. Leaving a large enough rectangle to wrap around the beef, trim off the excess pastry. Roll the pastry around the beef to envelop it and then press the edges to seal. Pinch the pastry at the ends to seal and trim off the excess. Wrap the log tightly in cling film and chill for 10 minutes, or overnight if you are preparing ahead preferably.

Preheat the oven to 375. Remove the cling film and brush the large parcel all over with egg wash. Lightly score the pastry in a decorative pattern so when it cooks you get a cool effect to happen if you wish. Place on a baking tray, sprinkle with salt and bake for about 35 minutes; if the pastry appears to be browning too quickly, lower the setting slightly. Leave to rest in a warm place for about 15 minutes before cutting into thick slices to serve, with the friends and family.

Now you are ready to serve a meal to whomever you wish. You have a desert, holiday-themed drink, and a delicious entree that can be served with an array of sides to your heart’s content. Enjoy this themed course and happy holidays.

Nice to Meet You, I’m WINter Sports

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By Rachel Soo

(Photo By Jeff Antenore, Contributing Photographer)

Freeze, literally! Mission Viejo winter sports aren’t something to be missed!

    “MVHS sports” – when you look that up in a Google search browser, the first four results that appear are schools, and they’re listed as follows: Mission Viejo (that’s us, go Diablos!), Mountain View, Murrieta Valley, and Monte Vista.

    On Yahoo, the schools listed are Metea Valley, Mountain View, Mount Vernon, and Mountain View again. Bing is the same.

    Clearly there are a lot of MVHS’ out there. But, as is commonly known, Google is the greatest of all search engines, and Google puts us first, in our rightful place.

    Mission Viejo High School is great at many things. Academics? Yup. Music? Yup. Athletics? Yup- wait, no- that’s a double yup.  

    From football to track and field, from soccer to swimming, Mission has it all. But which sports have been chosen as today’s spotlight? Subjected to the cold, California winters, where days are much shorter than nights, if you said “winter sports”, you’d be correct!

    Diabloathletics.com has all the answers (that’s google’s first result for ‘MVHS sports’ by the way). Hover over the “winter sports” tab, and you’ll find six lucky winners: boys soccer, girls soccer, boys basketball, girls basketball, boys wrestling, and girls water polo.

    Starting with girls soccer, they’re beginning the season with a promising start. Last year, according to Volume 52 of El Viejo, they made it all the way to CIF, with a total of four wins and eight ties out of 20 games. This year, they have three teams, Frosh/Soph, Junior Varsity, and Varsity, competing for number one.

    Boys soccer ended strong last year, making it to round two of CIF and leaving a record of seven wins and three ties out of 18 games. With a Frosh/Soph, JV, and Varsity team going at it again this year, it’s certain that they’ll go far.

    With five teams, Freshman, Freshman 2, Sophomore, JV, and Varsity, big things should be expected from boys basketball this year. After all, making it to CIF last year with 52% of their games ending in a win is no small feat.

    Varsity athlete Zack Gald said this when asked about the upcoming season: “I can’t see the future, but I felt like we are cutting down the nets sometime soon.”

    Girls basketball has the traditional three teams this year, and after have had five wins last year, they hope for a big comeback.

    Boys wrestling tied their wins and losses last year, going three for each, and although wrestling may not be a big sport, it’s certain that they have big things in store for this year.

    Lastly, girls water polo, the perfect sport to play during the coldest months of the year. After having downsized considerably from last year, we’re hoping that the Frosh/Soph and Varsity teams can pull through and come out on top.

    One of the captains of the Varsity team, Camielle Underwood, said, “This season I am looking forward to winning a lot of games and getting closer together as a team […] we need to work on being more confident when we shoot the ball in games, but overall we work really well together.”

    You heard it here first, folks! Fresh off the press! Grab your popcorn and a drink from the snack bar and hold onto the bleachers – get ready for a thrilling season of winter sports!

Across the Country

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By Jacob Schwarz and Madison Burnam

The MVHS Girls Varsity Cross Country team pushed new heights this past season, breaking almost every school record their team previously held and finishing their season with the best of the best.

    Cross country has never been an easy sport, and even varsity runner Morgan Calcagnie will admit, “This sport is the hardest thing I have ever done in my life.” But, as these MVHS girls continued to impress everyone and finish at the top throughout their season, they will all agree that the pain that comes with the races and the months of training they put in were well worth it.

    This year, Diablo girls cross country made history. They had the fastest girls cross country team to ever grace MVHS and also had many other record breaking performances throughout the season.

    The Girls Varsity Cross Country team not only won Orange County Championships, but continued their victory tour by placing first in the South Coast League and second in CIF. Their crowning achievement was their unbelievable ranking of third in the state of California, earned at the state meet in Clovis that finished off their season.  

    Along with team success, the girls also performed well as individuals, with Emma Hicken placing 8th in California.

    This success was not achieved easily by the team. “With 6 out of the 7 varsity runners being seniors we have been through it all together and we know how hard we’ve all worked,” expressed Calcagnie. This team has gone through high school together and their years of work have paid off.

    The Mission Viejo Girls Varsity Cross Country team consists of Kelli Hines, Emma Hicken, Morgan Calcagnie, Ashley Johnson, Sophie Mendelson, Lauryn Simons, and Patricia Hopkins. Alternates include Grace Fulwiler, Caitlin Ree, Katie Hulse, Madi Fawcett and Ella Stannard.  

    When discussing cross country it is impossible to ignore the legend of Kelli Hines, who is known everywhere for her prowess in the sport. She has broken countless school records, she has the fastest cross country time of any girl that has ever attended MVHS, and is attending Yale in the upcoming fall(where she will continue to pursue her running career while also taking on IVY League academics).           

    The varsity team as a whole has endured hard work and mental toughness and in return they achieved success multiple times during their long journey of being athletes.  Their cross country journey is now over but they ended on a high note and now have track season to look forward to. “This was the best season we have ever had and I am so proud and grateful for this team. However, not being able to run with them next year will be one of the hardest things ever,” contends Ashley Johnson, a junior.

    If their track seasons is anything like this last cross country season, these girls will be unbelievable. Kelli Hines was able to make state in the mile her freshman year so will most likely not have a problem getting there again, Ashley Johnson won CIF for the 800M and additionally finished 5th in the state of CA last year in the 800M(as a sophomore!) so watch out for her taking the W at state this year. Also watch out for the rest of their cross country team who will likely make it to CIF Finals or State this year for track!

    If you see this girls please thank them for bringing our MVHS XC program DIABLO PRIDE and make sure to head down to the track for a meet if you wanna see these speedy ladies in action.

Lydia Curry’s 5-Step Guide to Cuffing

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Advice you should totally (not) follow in order to find a relationship this season.

   We all love it when we’ve got somebody… don’t lie to yourself. Humans need outside validation in order to feel good about themselves, especially considering the fact that love is a necessity for humans.

Think about what the human brain can do: how it thinks about itself and how complex and diverse humans are in attitude, learning, and personalities. You can’t honestly think that this just came about through “science.”

Because science is a myth, it’s been proven.

     Anyways back to cuffing season… I introduce you to my 5-step plan to finding yourself someone— anyone, honestly, I know you’re desperate— this fall (or any time or year, frankly).

Step #1… Know what you like.

It is very important to know what you like when trying to find someone. You have to know yourself, love yourself and quite frankly respect yourself in order to know, love and respect someone else. That’s just the FACTS!

Seriously, though, it’s very important at a young age to know what your own interests and goals for the relationship are before you just dive into it (this is how you end up with people crying at 2am because they cuffed a a… jerk to put it in nicer terms.

On top of that, you need to know what you actually like, if you know what I’m saying ;).

Step #2… Locating the Cuffee (it’s French, look it up)

This is very important (actually all of the steps are important, since there’s only five). The best way to locate a cuffing buddy or partner is through your friends or just sliding into those DMs.

Though, the smoothest way to slide into someone’s DMs is through their Snapchat (I bet you didn’t know swiping up is just sliding in, but up! :)).

You can also do things the old fashioned way and choose a random person in a crowd and obsessively stalk them until you find out their name, address, date of birth, class schedule, grades and if they like mac n’ cheese or not (would recommend for beginners!).

Step #3… Talking to the Cuffee

Unfortunately, I cannot reveal all my love guru secrets in this article (but you can buy my Confessions Of A Teenage Love Guru book set on Amazon for only $49.99), but the best advice I can give is be the BEST version of yourself when talking to this person.

Don’t be someone you’re not. For example, you can’t be an oatmeal raisin cookie and then trick them into thinking you’re chocolate chip (IT’S NOT FUNNY >:0!).

Step #4… Actually asking the Cuffee on a date

I cannot stress this enough, my dudes! This is so important. You need to actually hang out with your Cuffee in person because, trust me, people’s online/texting personality is way different from their face-to-face personality. When texting, you can lose context and tone, so when you see them you need to lick their face.

You can also need get a feel for their normal tone of voice and that other probably important stuff too, I guess. So pony up and ask your Cuffee out, even if it’s through text! But, it’s even better when you do it in person, now you’re horsing up!

Step #5… Securing the Cuff

ACTUALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE ENTIRE ARTICLE (NOT REALLY, BUT STILL). Now, let’s say you’ve been dating your Cuffee for a whole eight days and you’ve decided to take your relationship to the next level, and I’m not just talking about being seen together in public ;).

You have decided it is now time for marriage. Marriage is a sacred institution (legal document) that will bind you (trap you) for the rest of your life.

Since you haven’t talked to your Cuffee about any of the things you may actually fight about in your marriage like financial needs, realistic work goals in life, and how you actually hate that they call you boo-boo bear, it’s time to get married.

So pop that question, hide the ring in a little teddy bear and stick it under the Christmas tree, then plan for a May wedding and have your mom invite that girl that used to tell her that you had a school project after school and then wait in your bedroom for you until you got home.

Or if you aren’t interested in marriage because of the alarmingly high divorce rates in our country, you can always kill your Cuffee and keep them in a refrigerated box under your bed :).

If breaking up with them is easier since murder isn’t quite for everybody, then go for it.

If we’re being completely honest here… breaking up with someone is difficult and murder may seem like the easy way out, but the best thing to do when breaking up with someone is to be honest, not brutally honest like a punch to the stomach, but honest about why you’re breaking up with them, like a light slap in the face because it’s going to hurt.

Ideas for an Exciting New Year’s Eve

By Eja Fromm

Here are some ideas for those who are unsure how they will spend their New Years Eve.

    There are many options for celebrating New Years Eve. Here are some ideas to make this new year memorable.

     Hanging out with friends or family instantly makes this celebration exciting. Throwing a simple get together can be as fun as a huge party.

    Throughout the US there are many open invite events held every year. The most famous one is the New Year’s Eve celebration in Times Square, New York. This traditional celebration gains national attention as it’s aired across the country and even has many famous singers for entertainment.

   Another idea is going out to dinner as plenty of restaurants may be open until midnight. Remember to make reservations because it’ll be a busy night.

    Throwing a party yourself isn’t difficult either. Make sure to include activities, food, and entertainment so people don’t get bored.

    There are a lot of options for fun party food. Something simple like ordering pizza is easy and will satisfy guests. People do not have to be creative or go all out to have good food.

    Speaking of food, throwing a potluck is something many will enjoy. For those who don’t know, it’s a get-together where everyone brings food. The host just provides a location with some entertainment.

    Some families have New Years traditions. For example, many families light fireworks or bang on pots and pans when the countdown ends. Starting a tradition is easy too and doesn’t have to be crazy.

    Some neighborhoods will have a block party filled with bouncy houses, games, food, and of course the neighborhood. Everybody can pitch in to help as well.

    For those who don’t feel like being social, they can always stay in. Just relax and not stress about hosting anybody.        

   Another option is having a few friends over. Everyone can celebrate by making as much noise as possible when the clock hits 12:00.

    If the weather’s nice, a barbecue is always good. However it requires someone who can barbeque and a backyard which isn’t hard to find.

    Some cannot bear the idea of the holidays being over, so throw one last holiday party. The guests can make hot chocolate and eat holiday cookies-nobody’s judging.

    This idea is risky due to it being winter but throw a beach bonfire. It is a free for all to roast food and enjoy the beach. Before sending out invitations for this, make sure it will not be freezing cold or pouring rain.

    Pajama parties are not everyone’s cup of tea, but go for it if you like that. Guests just wear pajamas and wait out the clock. This way everyone is comfy and still having a good time.

    Living in Southern California has its perks as many have a pool. Throwing a pool party is fun but check the temperature before you plan this. A heated pool means happy friends.

    Many hotels have events for the New Year. Some people’s parents will even dish out a small fortune to rent out a ballroom for a party.

    All in all there are many options for celebrating this new year. From going all out to doing nothing, make this new year count.

Dear Prudence: Advice Column

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By Nicole Burns

Won’t you open up your eyes? Prudent advice from a high school sophomore.

I feel like when someone doesn’t respond to my text, they hate me. How do I stop?

    Have you ever watched your phone ring or light up with a text, but you were in the middle of something so you didn’t respond right away? It works both ways. Sometimes, it’s just not that deep. I know being a chronic overthinker is pretty much a hobby these days, but you have to acknowledge that sometimes people are busy and they’ll get around to your text when they have time.

How do I manage school and emotional stress?

    I was about to ask you the same exact thing.

How do I actually manage school and emotional stress?

    Truthfully, there is not one correct answer. But some methods for this stress include: staying organized, spending time with friends who are healthy for you, not procrastinating, going to bed at a reasonable time every night, not spending too much time on social media, not wishing that you could be as ‘perfect’ as you perceive certain people to be, making time for fun, and trying to put daily things into your life that refresh yourself (ex: watching netflix if that’s what you need, eating ice cream, meditating, etc.)

    Although none of us actually do all of these things (well atleast not daily), putting good habits such as these into your life can make you a much happier and less stressed human being.

I already have senioritis, what should I do?

    If you have senioritis, you just wanna finish up and graduate right? You can’t graduate if you give up and stop doing your work. Down some Advil (Safely, don’t kill your liver), drink water, and suffer through the year like the rest of us.

I have a crush on this guy at school, but I’m always too afraid to say hi to him. What should I do?

    Be confident! I know it’s intimidating, but working up courage is really important.

    Just a quick “hi” during a passing period can show him that you care enough to take the time to acknowledge him, and it’s human reflex for him to say hi back. Once you do it, it’ll boost your confidence even more.

    And who knows, maybe your crush is just too afraid to say “hi” too. You never know until you try.

(NOTE: Know that it is cuffing season. People are in need of relationships right now.)

My friend makes me feel bad for something that I do and I told her I don’t like it, but she still does it… How do you know when to cut off a friend?

    A real friend would never shame you for being yourself. As much as you may like this friend, it’s obvious she can’t handle accepting you for the things you love or do.

    She may not understand that what she views as a joke is actually hurtful. Confronting her about whatever is bothering you could make her see how you’re feeling and could make her ultimately stop so that your friendship could hopefully resume.

    And if this friend still continues to hurt you after you confronted her about how you’re feeling when she makes fun of you for something that you do, it is time to isolate yourself.