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The Best Things Come in Three

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Breanna Huynh
Feature Editor 

Why Trio Friendships Are the Best Types of Friendships

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     In a latest study published by the American Association of Friendships (AAF) last Friday, it was found that those in trio friendships were 73% happier than people in duo friendships, 62% happier than people in quartet friendships, and 82% happier than people in solo friendships. The study also revealed that those in these types of friendships were more likely to be more productive, improve their sleep cycle, and are generally more pleasant to be around. 

     While some may argue that three people friendships will not last, they are wrong. Below, the following list, backed up by the AFF, outlines the positives of being in a trio friendship and why contrary to popular belief, they do work and are profoundly better than any other types of friendships. 

  1. The “other friend” 

One of the best parts of having two friends is that in an academic setting, you know not only one, but two people you can work with on projects. However, there’s nothing better than being assigned a partner project and being excluded because you know deep down that your two other friends are closer than you’ll ever be. 

       2. The more the merrier  

Everyone knows that more people = more fun. This, of course, applies to friendships because one more person in your friend group will bring in more laughs and more memories that can be made. There’s no doubt that adding another person in a duo friendship will add in another person to laugh at your jokes and to have someone witness the memories you and your other friend make. 

       3. Can act as a bodyguard 

Don’t know where to walk? Well, in trio friendships this is never the issue. Whether you’re walking on a sidewalk or a narrow path, one person will always be trailing behind them like a little puppy, trying to listen in on the conversation. This is perfect because now you don’t have to endure the awkwardness when wondering which side of the road you should walk on like how duo friendships are. 

       4. Get more alone time to reflect on life 

Being known as the “other friend” and a bodyguard is all good, but what really makes trio friendships the best is that you get more free time to yourself. For instance, walking alone on the sidewalk, being left alone in projects, or riding a roller coaster alone allows you more time to reflect on your life and studies show that when one has more time alone, they can lead better lives. 

       4. Can be the glue that holds the friendship together

One of the best things about being in a trio group is that when both of your friends are in an argument, you can act as the middlemen and keep the arguments and fighting alive by being the one to communicate between the two. It’s always fun having the feeling of being important because without you, both of your friends would have to communicate with each other and work things out as opposed to relying on you to relay their message. 

     Based on the study’s findings and these reasons, there is no doubt that trio friendships are one of the best things to experience in life. If you ever find yourself in one, remember to cherish that moment and the amazing memories you’ll make.

 

This is an April Fools’ article.

School Lockdown: Take 2

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Sofia Araujo
Sports Editor

School lockdown……again… 

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     As spring rolls around it’s almost that time of year… lockdown time! According to various sources a new COVID-19 lockdown is in effect.  Starting May 1, a new lockdown will begin. Think of it like a few extra weeks of summer break.

     Now this lockdown will not be like the last. This one should only be a few extended weeks of spring break. This will be a full sanctioned quarantine meaning, no more homework or classwork. 

     Of course school work will be provided if you were to want to complete the assignments, but it’s not necessary. Zoom is working with schools to make sure this lockdown is the most virtual one yet! Tons of Zoom classes will be offered thanks to their help. 

     The smart thing to do right now is to drop everything and start stocking up on groceries. This new lockdown will mean that there will be a shortage of food in the markets so you better go take everything, and make sure to leave nothing for anybody else.

     Thinking about it now, the better option might just be to stock up on toilet paper rather than food. Who needs food if you have no toilet paper for afterwards; it’s pointless!

     This COVID lockdown will be completely different than the last because it actually will be only 2 weeks! Or maybe a month, or two, or they might just cancel the rest of the year and next school year… but regardless it’ll be different. 

     Sports will definitely be affected as all of the seasons will be cut short… If you’re on a sports team you are out of luck. This also unfortunately means that if you’re a junior or a senior hoping to get a scholarship for your sport of choice, there will be no scouting opportunities, as no games will be played at Mission Viejo High School. 

     Another extra-curricular that will be affected is drama. Since school will have no one on campus there will be no plays that can be put on at school. I mean they could put on a play virtually, but…

     Graduation for seniors is gonna be very disappointing too. The chairs will probably be so spread out on the field if they even decide to continue it. Maybe graduation will be canceled as well. The seniors will just have to do one more year of school to get to that graduation. 

     One senior student from MVHS says “There is no way I am going to repeat another year of school”. Another says “Repeating senior year is not something that anyone would want to do… so….”. Many people are not pleased with this second lockdown being put into place.

     However, there are also multiple families and students who are for this lockdown. Other than the fact it will be safer for everyone to be online, many people also like the idea of passing the classes that are just too hard. 

    Grades will not count for anything! This is such a great way to pass those classes you have been struggling with. Automatic A’s for everyone, but this is just until we get back in two weeks…

     A MVHS mom, who is pro lockdown, says “Going into lockdown is the best way for my daughter to pass the school year”. Well… it just might be. Clearly the lockdown has many positives for many parents, and their kids.

     Well, there are many positives and negatives to this new lockdown. But just disregard everything because it is still happening so enjoy in person school while it is here…

MVHS pool is a Health Hazard

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Samuel Romero Castanon
Staff Writer

It’s not only infested with winners

      Mission Viejo High Schools pool is well known to the swimmers and water polo players of Mission. However, after many tests, this well renowned pool has been reported as a health hazard. Athletes have been carelessly joking about the water carrying diseases, germs, and viruses without thinking it would actually be a reality.

      On March 25th, there was a report of a student on the swim team who was feeling nauseous during practice and developed a rash. Multiple incidents have been reported since, which has left an unsatisfactory aftertaste in the mouths of parents and athletes.

     Student-athlete, Arthur Hoarsear, had been trying to contact the admin for weeks but to no avail, “I don’t know why they aren’t responding. This is a very serious situation,” said Hoarsear in an interview with The Diablo Dispatch.

      According to Hoarsear, Admin has not been responding to his concerns although he and his team collectively believe this is a big deal. 

      Hoarsear has been concerned enough to express these feelings to the head coaches of the swim and water polo teams. “They should know that there is a possibility of their athletes getting seriously sick by whatever is lurking in the pool. ” 

      He had informed the head coaches about what was going on and they were frustrated as to why admin wasn’t checking in on the situation. “Yeah, it was kinda scary, they got like really, really mad,” said Hoarsear. 

      The coaches planned on confronting admin about what they were going to do. Instead of finding a solution they turned them away saying that they would send in someone to check the pool, according to the girls’ swim assistant coach, Miss Jen Attelli.

      In a recent interview, she did her best to inform The Dispatch what was going on.“They told us that they would send someone to check the pool but it’s been a week since they told us that and still, nobody has come in,” Attelli recalled, “I’ve even sent emails and tried calling them but they never respond.” More information that Attelli provided proved that the other coaches have had similar troubles as well.
        They got reports on April 1st of five players having the same symptoms that week and their parents were not at all happy about the unfortunate turn of events. 

       “I can’t believe the school isn’t doing anything,” says Mr. Chris Peadyk, Father of Pepper Peadyk who was hospitalized from exposure of an unidentified sickness, ”Now my daughter has gotten sick because of their lack of responsibility. I know it’s not the coaches fault but I do plan on having a word with their superiors for sitting on their hands on the matter.” Other guardians have also voiced their thoughts about the school not giving enough attention or concern to do anything for the water sports.

       The concerned parents and guardians of students participating in water sports went as far as making a Facebook group called “PAM”, short for Parents against Mission, to spread awareness about the pool crisis. “It’s about time that Admin does something to prevent more students from getting sick and making the situation even worse,” Peadyk stated.

       “PAM” Facebook group, will hold a campaign on the 30th of April at 11:00 A.M at the corner of La Paz Road and Christiana Drive to “finally hold Admin accountable for their lack of attention.”  

 

This is an April Fools’ article.

The Masterpieces of Hollywood

Judd Karn
Online Editor

A compilation of the holy grails of cinema and why they are so amazing.

Credit: IMDB

     Hey guys it’s me, your one and only source for good movie opinions and today I am going to be counting down the top 10 greatest movies of all time, so without further ado, let’s get started.

#10 – Dune (1984)

    Starting off the list we have Dune from 1984 (no not the terrible one from 2021), although it may not have the greatest story, based around a terrible book, it does have best-in-class visual effects, I mean Return of the Jedi came only a year before this masterpiece and the visual effects in that movie looked like they were made by a child in comparison to this movie. It only makes sense that the director, David Lynch, chose to direct this over Return of The Jedi.

      The good thing about this movie is that it decides to put together the entire ~600 page book into one movie, which is the proper way for it to be done. I do not know why Dune (2021) decided to split the movie in two, it was not like that was necessary and this was easily seen by the 1984 movie.

     To be frank, I am not even sure why they made Dune (2021) when the CGI in the 1984 version looked substantially better and it was condensed to a 2 hour 17 minute movie with perfect pacing instead of two 2 hour 35 minute movies that had, from my viewing of the first, all over the place pacing. Stupid move Legendary Pictures. Stupid move.

#9 Space Buddies

    Talking dogs in space. Need I say more?

    But in all seriousness Space Buddies has to be the best movie released in 2009. For one thing, how did they get those dogs to talk? That must have taken years of training for them to do that. I really like how even after the eight movies they keep making the series creative, like dogs in space, how do they come up with this stuff?

     The movie is also the funniest I’ve seen, featuring a wide range of fart jokes, mostly done by comedic genius Josh Flitter as Butterball. The comedic timing is perfect, the jokes are well executed, the entire time I was laughing out loud.

#8 Camp Cool Kids

     More of an indie film, Camp Cool Kids was directed by Lisa Arnold and covers a child conquering his fears at a summer Bible camp. This movie features everything: action, adventure, horror, fantasy, romance, along with many many more twists and turns. And somehow, this movie manages to pull it off.

     With a shoe-string budget the movie is still able to encapsulate all the fear that is in the protagonist, Spencer’s, mind at the climactic moments through world class CGI and cinematography.

#7 The Incredible Melting Man (1977)

     The Incredible Melting Man is the keystone of 1970s horror and gives viewers that nostalgic ‘70s feel to it that fans have come to love about the film. The special effects in the future are not world class but really good for the $250,000 ($1.5 million with inflation) budget it was given.

    The film is a display of how a director can work with a shoestring budget to make something that rivals the greats, and is considered one of the greats.
#6 Troll 2 (1990)

     With a bigger budget and a more ambitious story, Troll 2 succeeds in the points where The Incredible Melting Man was a little lacking. Even though  the director, Claudio Fragrasso, could not speak English, his inventive methods made up for it. He would give the scripts to the actors day of to let the actors improvise and truly take up their roles. He and another Italian also wrote the script in their native tongue and had it translated afterwards by a producer. 

    George Hardy, who plays the dad in the movie, was the star in this film but for some reason other productions did not see his talent, so sadly he had to go back to the dentist industry. And that is how the rest of the amazing talents ended up, seeing as the film was initially snubbed at the Oscars and then only until later found out by critics around the world.

#5 Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2

     To take a break from the sci-fi masterpieces we have Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2. The second installment of the six movie epic provides thrilling action, a gut-wrenching plot, and perfect comedic timing. Like many of the other masterpieces mentioned, this was a box office bomb. 

     But years later it had been found by true movie lovers; a critic named Austin Gianino called this movie, “ [The] greatest movie of 2004. The ending left me in tears, it’s such a beautiful work of art. The underlying metaphors and similes were deeper than the Mariana Trench!”. And he is right, this is the most literary complex of the bunch, with a single page of the book rivaling the literary complexity of H. G. Wells’ entire oeuvre (for the plebians who do not know the definition of this word, it means the entire collection of an artist). 

     The great thing about this movie is that they built the story so that you did not have to see the first one in order to understand the second, similar to that of Back to The Future, but better executed.

#4 Who Killed Captain Alex?

Now we’re getting into the big leagues: Who Killed Captain Alex? was the first Ugandan blockbuster created, and it came out swinging. To sum up the movie, Captain Alex, the #1 Ugandan soldier, is called upon by the President to go on a mission to kill the Tiger Mafia; he dies and his brother investigates his death. The movie was directed, shot, edited, and written by one person, the now legendary Nabwana Isaac Godfrey Geoffrey. Combine this with VJ Emmie’s witty narration and you have the formula for a film that ranks up there with the greatest, especially considering its $200 budget.

#3 Plan 9 From Outer Space

     The writer-producer-director Ed Wood faced many many hardships throughout the making of this film but ended up pulling through in the end, creating the third best movie ever made. The film is about the US trying to stop aliens, who plan to conquer the world through resurrecting the dead, and had to deal with resurrecting the dead on set as well. Bela Lugosi, who played a vital character, died before the film finished filming and thus they had to have a stand-in for every scene other then the silent intro.

     As for the actual movie, the sets are world class, the visual effects too, and it makes for an all around cohesive and insane yet grounded story.

#2 The Birdemic

     Taking large amounts of inspiration from Hitchcock’s The Birds, The Birdemic successfully puts a creative twist on it and turns Hitchcock’s great movie into a perfect one.

     The Birdemic took an aggressive approach with casting, plucking people that had never acted before/had barely done any work, and it worked out, you could feel the true fear and love of the two main characters, Rod (Alan Bagh) and Nathalie (Whitney Moore).

    What makes this movie perfect is director James Nguyen’s shot on video feel that he gives the movie. It does not seem like it would enhance the movie but during my watchtime I felt it made the movie different, and better than The Birds.

Honorable Mention: 2001: A Space Odyssey

     2001: A Space Odyssey has some great key parts, but it comes short of the top 10 due to its subpar visual effects, especially for the time, mediocre cinematography, and the amount of things happening at one (way too many). What saves this movie from obscurity though is the masterful pacing, plot and fighting choreography of the movie. When in the climax of the movie you are on the edge of your seat as the spaceship gets ready to crash into planet Kepler 22b and the protagonist and antagonist fight it out to the death. Sadly, even with this stellar climax the film does not make the cut, the cinematography is just too shoddy and the visual effects are barely passable.

#1 The Room

     What can I say that has not already been said? It is THE perfect movie.

     The commitment Tommy Wiseau has as a director, writer, producer, and actor is beyond any other person on Earth and that is seen through his magnum opus, honestly this should be called the new magnum opus. Instead of saying someone’s magnum opus you should say someone’s The Room. 

    People have often compared Ed Wood, creator of Plan 9 From Outer Space, to Tommy Wiseau and I can see why, Wiseau and Wood share that same creative spark needed to be a cinematic genius of their caliber. 

    The Room is in a class of its own as it improves on the ideas of Wood’s prolific film career and successfully makes a perfect romance movie.

 

This is an April Fools’ article.

Therapy Pets To Be Allowed At MVHS

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Vanessa Mendoza
Staff Writer

     Therapy pets are now going to be allowed at Mission Viejo High School to help improve students’ academics and social-emotional well-being. 

Credit: The Spruce Pets

     Starting in the 2022-23 school year, MVHS will have therapy pets available in each classroom for its students.

     Scientific research and findings reveal that therapy pets deserve a place in schools. Animals in the classroom provide both physical and emotional health benefits for students. 

     When students are separated from their friends in classes, they tend to feel less happy and worried as a result. Pets will provide tremendous relief when students are stressed over a quiz or test or even a presentation. 

     Friendly furry companions are good listeners and won’t make any judgements. Students bond easily with these gentle creatures, helping them feel more connected and confident. This can lead to a reduction of negative behavior and aggression. 

     The National Institutes of Health found that having animals in classrooms can have a positive impact on learning by directly increasing motivation, engagement, self-regulation, and human social interaction. “We have really noticed the motivation in students wanting to come to school because not only are they learning, they are having a good time with a companion,” says worker Joy Smith for the NIH. 

     In a recent study by the NIH, it is shown that students with therapy pets at school tend to have better attention and memorization skills. Having a pet in the classroom promotes a positive mood and provides significant anti-stress effects on the body. 

     The simple act of petting an animal has the effect of lowering blood pressure and heart rate while also lowering stress hormones, like cortisol, and increasing oxytocin. Just being in contact with a therapy pet calms down students when they’re upset and helps keep their anxiety at bay.

     Reducing the feeling of anxiety and depression can lead to students actually focusing on learning. Therapy pets won’t provide just stress relief, they will also provide a positive spike in grades and the way students perform and act in their classes. Smith says that “Therapy pets will improve mental health a ton but it will also help improve some students’ grades as well.” 

     The school will be providing one animal for each class period. Whether that be a dog, a cat, a guinea pig, any furry friend you can think of will be allowed at the school.

     Now you may be wondering if you can bring your own pets to school and the answer is sadly no. For everyone’s safety and protection you can not bring your own pets from home. 

     If you do try and bring your pet you will most likely face detention or even a suspension due to the fact that your pets should not be on campus at any time. 

     The pets that will be provided are going to be by the school district. These pets will have some sort of special name tag or collar that they must keep on at all times so others know that they will not harm them. 

     Therapy pets are going to be a big relief for everyone including students and teachers. Now, starting next year, you’re going to ace that next test or quiz with a therapy pet by your side!

 

This is an April Fools’ article.

After Stepping Down as Head Coach, Coach Johnson Tries a Different Path…

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Jason Hatfield
Entertainment Editor

Where is Coach Johnson to go Now?

    “It’s nothing against high school sports. you just have to be your own person, you have to go your own way, go your own way,” explains Coach Johnson in his touching going away speech.

    Coach Johnson, who has been coaching high school football for 19 years and has been the head coach of Mission Viejo since 2018, recently admitted being head coach is just not not what he thought it would be.

    “You know, coaching as an assistant was great and I loved stepping up to become the head coach. I just found myselfunder pressure, It was pushing down on me, pushing down on you, no man asked for,”  Coach admits

    Coach Johnson elaborates, “it took a lot of self realization, I was just in my beautiful house, with my beautiful wife, and I had to ask myself ‘how did I get here?’” 

    Coach Johnson admits that the decision took a toll on him emotionally, but he had to find a way to cope. He explained, “I tried to laugh about it, cover it all up with lies, I tried to laugh about it, hiding the tears in my eyes, cause boys don’t cry.”

    It’s an abrupt change, but Johnson rationalizes this change in his life by admitting, “Life is a highway, and I want to ride it all night long. I just realized that I was given one chance, one opportunity, to seize everything I ever wanted. Should I have captured it or just let it slip?”

    Coach Johnson explained to his current players that they should keep high hopes during this tough changing time. “Don’t worry, about a thing” the coach choked out, holding back tears, “Cause every little thing, gonna be alright.”

    During his final moments of the speech, his players brought up a team poster of the boys winning one of their most important games. After he looked at the photo, Johnson turned to the audience with a smile through all of the emotions and announced, “Look at this photograph. Everytime I do it makes me laugh.”

    Now the big question is what is Coach Johson up to next. Coach Johnson declares, “I’m a rockstar, I got my rock moves, and I don’t need you!”

    Coach Johnson still appreciates all of the time he spent with the team and the program, ending his coaching career by saying to all of his fans, “Don’t Look Back in Anger,” or at least that’s what I heard him say.

 

    Stay tuned to watch Johnson’s Linkin Park/Beach Boys fusion band “One Step Closer to the Beach,” performing live at SOFI at some point hopefully.

 

This is an April Fools’ article.

Dating Advice that Will Make your High School Relationship Last Forever

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Megan Leboff
Staff Writer

Some say it’s foolish to think your high school relationship will last forever, but follow these expert relationship hacks, and they most definitely will.


  • Buy your significant other gifts

When I say gifts, I do NOT mean anything cheesy. Don’t give them little notes, or paper mache tokens of your appreciation. I’m talking about REAL gifts; the ones that cost at least 25 dollars. Don’t have enough money? Get a job. Sacrifice time to spend with your partner, for something they really care about: gifts. In fact, according to science, it is 98.76% likely that if you don’t spend all your money on your partner, that they will lose interest in you. So don’t risk it, and buy your way into their heart.

  • Talk about your exes

Nobody wants a partner who keeps their exes a secret. So what I suggest, talk about your ex all the time. In fact, it should be the main topic of discussion at least 87 percent of the time. If you don’t talk about your ex, It leaves your partner to assume that you are hiding something. So to prove you aren’t still in love with your ex, talk about them to your partner as much as you can.

  • Show your partner that you don’t make mistakes

Nobody wants to date someone who makes mistakes. In fact, it’s our mistakes that make us ultimately unlovable. So in order to counter that, just don’t make mistakes. But what do you do if you make a mistake? It’s simple, just convince your partner that you didn’t. And for bonus points, make your partner think they are the one who made the mistake. Yes, some people might think that that’s “gaslighting” and “a toxic, unhealthy thing to do” but in reality, it’s the healthiest thing you can do. Everyone knows that if you make a mistake, you get dumped. So in order to make your relationship last, convince them that they are the ones who made the mistake. And the guilt you make your partner feel, will end up being the very glue that will hold your relationship together.

  • Communication is NOT key

One common misconception is that communication is the foundation on which a relationship is built. But this couldn’t be further from the truth. To talk about your problems in a relationship, is to acknowledge their very existence, and everyone knows a good relationship should have zero problems. So if you have a problem with an aspect of your relationship, do NOT talk about it with your partner. If anything, it’s probably your fault anyway, so my advice: ignore it until it goes away. 

 

This is an April Fools’ article.

Bye Bye Books…Mission to Ban All Books in Library

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Madelynn Foulkrod
Staff Writer

All the books that reside within Mission Viejo High’s library have been placed under a very serious ban and are completely forbidden to both students and staff members. 

  After several months of raging discourse from Mission Viejo civilians, the Saddlecrack Valley Unified district has listened to viral criticisms and deemed all books within the Mission Viejo High library to be despicable, inappropriate, and unnecessary for education; Permanently banning the distribution and withholding of books in general. 

  Mission Viejo High students have been protesting the offensive presentation of books for quite some time, now. President and founder of the Mission Viejo High anti-book club, Page HateBook, claimed that, “The ban of books is long overdue, and it’s so sad that it took this long.” 

     Hatebook continued to say, “Everyone’s collected efforts against books really emphasizes the progression of our schools priorities.” 

  The anti-book club was established by Ms. Hatebook as of August 2021, and she quickly convinced a vast majority of the Mission Viejo High population to join after she exposed the crude nature of books. 

  Hatebook’s complaints against books involve the sharpness of the paper within books, that pose an evident threat towards human skin, and most importantly, the addictiveness of books. 

      During Hatebook’s first anti-book campaign, she asserted, “Students can spend days to years reading books. This makes them as addictive, and unsafe as a drug.” 

     She continued to ask, “Why is Mission Viejo High providing drug access to students?” Hatebook’s controversial arguments eventually served as the driving factor of the book ban, and many argue that she single handedly coerced the Saddlecrack District into finally ridding itself of books. 

  Vice president of the anti-book club, Ill Literate, recently spoke in place of Ms. Hatebook during a honorary speech acknowledging the book ban, after Ms. Hatebook suffered from an intense papercut while removing books from the Mission library. 

     Ill Literate began his remarkable speech stating, “There’s, like, no need for books.” 

     After an anonymous audience member asked “Why,” Ill Literate thoroughly explained, “Well, there’s phones now, duh.”

     Although the ban on books in Mission Viejo High incited a mass spread victory amongst all Mission Viejo citizens, a great tragedy soon followed. 

      Page Hatebook’s papercut proved fatal, and she passed away just after Ill Literates’ celebration speech. At her final moments, it has been said that Ms. Hatebook murmured the words, “My death will mark the beginning of the anti-book revolution.” 

  During a commemoration held to honor Hatebook, Ill Literate, now president of the anti-book club, said “It sucks that she died, but now we must turn the page..no pun intended.” Ill Literate continues to grieve, but is determined to finish what Hatebook started. 

     Hatebook’s legacy still manages to inspire people to advocate against books, and her death was considered a major turning point for the anti-book club and their supporters.

  Mission Viejo High’s anti-book club has spread infectiously, and now, is the most popular club in not only Mission, but other schools as well. It’s unclear whether or not the book ban will advance further than just a ban in the future, and perhaps, the elimination of all books is soon to come. 

 

This is an April Fools’ article.

Tutorial: Finally A Place To Party

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Sarah Quiroga
Staff Writer

     Mission Viejo High School: a place where students go to become leaders in their community and society. Mission Viejo High School’s mission statement is, “Mission Viejo High School develops students’ highest potential within a rigorous and relevant, standards-based instructional–” Sorry, but no thanks. 

     How many people actually get anything done during tutorial? What about the people who already finished all their work or the ones who could care less about any of their grades? 

     High school is meant to be celebrated and if these truly are our “golden years” it’s about time we treated it as such. Now let me tell you about a place you could go to during tutorial for a good time.

     ASB has been collaborating for the past 10 months regarding this and has finally come to the conclusion of hosting the party tutorial at room 420 by Mr.Ghirardelli. It will be available every Friday during tutorial and bringing friends is 100% encouraged. 

     Of course there will be a $10 entrance fee with a football player acting as the bouncer. Food and drinks will be readily available. A corner for karaoke will be provided with an assortment of games and activities alternating every week. Themes for the parties will change every month with the input of students’ opinions. 

     Other schools, including Trabuco and Laguna Hills,  have already implemented this kind of tutorial as well so it was just a matter of time before Mission agreed to do the same. 

     Sally Smith from Trabuco High School said, “Tutorial party is definitely a mood lifter for my week and helps to cope with all the tiresome work that school dumps on me.” 

     All of this is thanks to Mr. Ghirardelli who offered to host the tutorial party at a moment’s notice. Mission Viejo will now have a place for students to have an escape at none other than a classroom. 

     A word from Mr. Ghirardelli to all the students planning on coming to his tutorial, “I hope I can make your school life a little bit more enjoyable, so of course I jumped at the chance to host this. I look forward to seeing you there.”

 

This is an April Fools’ article

Prom is going to be the “Time of Our Lives”

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Eja Fromm
Co Editor In-Chief

Multiple sources have confirmed that Pitbull will be performing at Mission Viejo High Schools Prom!

     The rumors have been circulating around for quite a while now. However, it is finally official that Pitbull will be performing at Mission’s upcoming promon May 14th, 2022!

     Many students had been complaining about how Winter Formal was held at school this year when other SVUSD schools hosted their dances at venues such as AV Irvine or Knotts Berry Farm.

     Unfortunately, because of Covid restrictions due to the mask mandate being lifted, school officials are expecting covid cases to spike even more. 

    Rumors have been circulating that masks may be required for this indoor dance which will  be held at the Ocean Institute, Dana Point. 

     To nobody’s surprise, this has caused a great deal of controversy among Mission students.  Some like the idea of staying safe for Prom while the majority despise the idea of masks coing back.

     Most students are tired of wearing them and want to experience Prom without a mask. This whole debate is still up in the air.

      Senior Kirra Jones exclaimed, “I literally cannot believe they’re even considering this! I feel like life will never be normal again!”

     On the other hand, junior Ben Biscotti claimed, “I feel more safe wearing my mask to keep myself and others from getting sick so I think it’s a good idea.”

     To accommodate the strong opinions that many students collectively feel towards this decision, ASB has organized the one and only Pitbull to make a celebrity appearance at MVHS!

     Mission has a very special connection as Pitbull’s niece attends the school as a freshman. She wished to remain anonymous, but fortunately she reached out to her uncle and he has agreed to perform for the Diablos!

     Pitbull will be performing hit songs such as “Time of Our Lives,” “Timber,”  “Fireball,” “Gasolina,” and more. 

     Students will not know about this news until the release of the paper. It is bound to be a very big surprise. 

     However, ticket prices are expected to increase to accommodate for setting up a whole stage and to pay for the backup dancers included in the performance. ASB has very big plans to make this the best Prom in Missions history. 

     Along with Pitbull, there will additionally be a professional DJ while he is not performing. The show is expected to begin towards the end of the dance so it’ll be a grand finale.

     ASB wants this Prom to be the most memorable one yet. Due to the backlash of the previous dance, they promised this one will blow away the rest. From the looks of it, so far it is. 

     Get ready, Diablos, for this memorable night! Believe it or not, Pitbull has been there, done that.

 

This is an April Fools’ article.